Seen today:

I walked into barnes and nobles, was greeted by Obi wan kanobi, and promptly shot by a storm trooper. As I picked up Dan Browns new novel, another character I didn't recognize kept shooting my cashier. Naughty.

Then I'm off to get waxed and hit the gym, and a chicken decides to bust some fly moves for me.

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I'm a little groggy, a little sick, and found Rush in Rio on tv. Geddy Lee is the mack daddy of funk, the bowtie killa, and the cats pajamas.

These are all very good things.

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♣ I'm trying to work on letting the occasional public post get through, but for the most part, you're going to need to be added.

♣ I have irrational phobias of: heights, suffocation, and the Icelandic singer Bjork.

♣ If I had a pug, I'd name it "Pugnacious". If I had a band, I'd name it "I think they're popular in Canada". If I had a gerbil, I'd name it "Walter."

♣ Sometimes I have purple hair. Sometimes I have blue dreadlocks. Sometimes I don't have either.

♣ Punctuation is a wonderful tool. 

♣ I admire people who live freely.

♣  I'm dying to visit Japan, Canada, and Shanghai. I probably will not visit the latter because of things like this.

♣ Knowing me somehow manages to convince crazy people that they're really not so bad.

In April, we are going to Cali for my sister's graduation.

In May, we are spending a weekend in the Dominican Republic.

In June, we are going on a cruise.

I should feel happy to be fulfilling my goal of traveling more this year... But all I can think is how if I don't lose weight I will be boycotting the latter two. I am so sick of my insecurities restricting my lifestyle. ...sigh.

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• 12:01 93.9 hasn't left my stereo all week #
• 12:03 I do not live in the tree-oh-fah. Wtf, 305 doesn't sound "boss"? #
• 12:05 All the potheads I know have used "fire" to describe good herbage for a while. Lately I'm hearing it in ref to anything amazing. #
• 12:06 I've decided that I like it. Fire will be a descriptive word that I stamp yes. #
• 12:07 Is there much of a job market for linguists nowadays? I think I'd love it. #
• 13:38 I wish Armando and I were still close. I want to be there for him. #
• 17:18 I have three non-related friends on my facebook with the last name of Bailey. They are all black. Only 6/120 of my FB friends are. Bailey... #
• 17:19 .. I didn't know it was such a common-to-one-ethnicity last name. #

• 08:33 Three more days until the long weekend. #
• 08:34 I really hope one day I find a career that I truly love enough to enjoy on a daily basis. And that won't prompt me to count down the days. #

• 08:59 The title held by me, MIB, means what you think you saw you did not see. #

• 17:31 Wtf kind of compliment is "I must say your aura is incredible." I'd be seriously thinking you were on shrooms... #
• 17:36 @Sylenus somebody once saw my aura and rob's. Mine was purple and his was yellow. He made no mention of it being sexy. #
• 17:43 @Sylenus You spelled metaphor wrong, and that's the only response you are getting for that one. :-p #

• 21:12 Ryan on the real world brooklyn is my perfect man. #
• 22:25 I do love catching up on TiVo. can't wait for Lost... I feel like I haven't seen it in years. #
• 22:26 @_PennyLane_ Converse has been making awesome shit lately. #
• 22:35 Watching Over Her Dead Body, a little silly so far. #
• 22:35 @Sylenus January 23 #
• 23:30 my ex was hospitalized last week after eating at outback and coming into contact with salmonella. I will probably not eat there again. #

• 22:14 twitpic.com/10cvf - Wham bam shrimp (the michelle edition of bang bang shrimp) #

• 10:10 Like 4 people have told me so far that they loved the eggnog with brandy that I gave out to coworkers for Christmas. #
• 10:10 It cost me $5... Glad it was so wonderful. #
• 18:10 Day 2 of boyfriend being cigarette-free. Already ready to kill him. #

• 12:36 The John Krazinski lookalike at my job is sitting across from me at subway. I want to call him Jim. #
• 12:41 That would be even more strange being that I have never said a word to him. #
• 12:41 Also, Anthony is quitting cigarettes cold turkey now... Weining himself off hasn't been working. Wish me luck. #
• 12:44 Oh and Twilight has gotten a little silly for me, I am midway through the last book and struggling to just finish the series. #
• 12:45 Omg John/Jim2 just said "that's what I said" and I was dying to say "that's what she said!!!!" #
• 17:38 I think I look like a Michelle. #
• 17:39 @_PennyLane_ it's np, I'm in no hurry. #

• 23:30 @Sylenus all of them? #
• 15:56 It's time to go to the Keys. #
• 18:16 twitpic.com/zeye - Pit stop #

• 12:29 Shinju! #

• 13:30 I love my newest stepbrothers. I grew up with one sister, now I have a step sister and three stepbrothers. The new two are awesome. #
• 19:05 @Sylenus What are you up to this evening? #

• 13:07 twitpic.com/yarb - The ghetto way to share pics #

• 16:55 I just said aloud "my boyfriend is beating me", at my job. After several horrified looks, I realized what I said and clarified.. #
• 16:56 That I meant at iPhone chess. #

• 17:05 I'm fighting a losing battle in which I constantly try to distract myself from how boring life really is. #
• 17:42 I think Izzie is going to die next season, and that's why Denny keeps saying "I'm here for you" #

• 10:27 twitpic.com/wp43 - Omg halp! I are not engineer! #
• 10:30 twitpic.com/wp4v - Ok umm... #